Hey, her head does not come off.
- Of course it does not! - She is right. It is stuck on.
- Where are you going with that head? - Hey man, let us take off her head.
Lady, that is his head. Hey, that is my head!
What are you doing?!
It is against the rules to throw other people's heads!
- You can only throw your own! - That is right.
- Where is the referee? - Now we will take your head off!
- Come back and play the game! - We want to throw your head!
You cannot quit. The game is not over.
Leave me alone!
- Do you want to take your head off? - Of course she does.
- Hoggle! - Grab it!
- Do you want to look like us? - Leave me alone!
It will not hurt!
- Take off your ears. - You do not need two ears.
Down! Go away.
Hoggle, you came to help me!
Do not kiss me!
Oh, my God.
- What is it? - The Bog of Eternal Stench!
I have never smelt anything like it. It is like...
It does not matter what it is like. It is the Bog of Eternal Stench. Help!
- Why did you do a thing like that? - Do what?
- Do you mean rescue you? - No. You kissed me.
- Oh, my gosh. - Do not pretend to be so hard.
I know you came back to help me and that you are my friend.
Did not. Am not. I just came to get my property back.
And give you...
Give me what?
- Smell. - Where is Hoggle?
Get off me!
No, it is okay. This is Ludo. He is a friend, too.
- Smell. - You are right.
Oh, my God!
There is a bridge. Come on.
Watch it.
If you step in this stuff you will stink forever.
Stop! Stop, I say!
- We have to get across. - Without my permission no one crosses.
I only have little time left.
- We must get out of this stench! - Smell bad.
- Stench? Of what speakest thou? - The smell.
- I smell nothing. - You are joking.
But I live by my sense of smell.
The air is sweet and fragrant and none may pass without my permission!
Smell bad.
- Get out of my way! - I am sworn to do my duty.
Come on, let us cross.
- I do not wish to hurt you. - Hoggle, what are you doing?
Let go of my staff, sir!
All right, men. I can conquer this mountain.
Thou must do better than that. Do you give up?
Enough!
Never before have I met my match in battle.
Yet this noble knight has fought me to a standstill.
- Are you all right, Ludo? - Smell.
Sir Ludo, now I, Sir Didymus, yield to thee.
Let us be brothers henceforth and fight for the right as one.
- Thank you very much. - Ludo get brother.
- Well met, Sir Ludo. - Good. Come on.
Wait! You forget my sacred vow. I cannot let you pass.
But Ludo is your brother.
I have taken an oath and I must defend it to the death.
Let us handle this logically. What exactly have you sworn?
I have sworn with my life blood that no one shall pass this way -
- without my permission.
May we have your permission?
Yes.
- Thank you, noble sir. - My lady.
Have no fear. This bridge has lasted a thousand years.
It seemed solid enough.
Fear not, fair maiden, I will save thee! Somehow.
Canst thou sit by and howl when yon maiden needs our help?
- That is incredible, Ludo. - Canst thou summon the very rocks?
Sure. Rocks friends.
- Here. - Thank you, Hoggle.
Careful, Ludo.
Sir Ludo, wait for me. Ambrosius, you can come out now.
Good boy. My loyal steed.
Forward. Steady, boy.
Come on, Ambrosius. Just close your eyes and go.
Let us get out of here.
Excuse us. Thank you.
I would not do that if I were you.
Oh, please. I cannot give it to her.
Come on. We should reach the castle well before day.
Look, Sarah. Is this what you are trying to find?
So much trouble over such a little thing. But not for long.
She will soon forget about you, my fine fellow.
As soon as Hoggle gives her my present she will forget everything.
Is that my stomach or yours, Ambrosius?
Hungry.
We cannot stop now. Maybe we can find some berries.
Here.
Thank you. You are a life saver.
It tastes strange.
What have you done?
Damn you, Jareth. And damn me, too.
Everything is dancing.
Yea, verily. Woa, Ambrosius!
The castle doth lie yonder, my lady. My lady?
My lady?
She will never forgive me. What have I done?
I have lost my only friend. That is what I have done.
What was I doing?
Get off my back!
Why do you not look where you are going, young woman?
- I was looking. - And where were you going?
I do not remember.
Then you cannot look where you are going!
- I was searching for something. - Well, look here.
Lancelot? Thank you.
That is what you were looking for, was it not, my dear?
Yes. I forgot.
Why not come in here and see if there is anything else you like?
It was just a dream.
I dreamed it all, Lancelot.
But it was so real.
Let us see if Daddy is back.
You had better stay here. There is nothing for you out there.
- What have we got here? - Lancelot...
Your little bunny rabbit. You like your rabbit, right?
There is Betsy Boo. You remember her, right?
What else have we got? Let us have a look.
It is a pencil box with pencils in it.
Here are your panda slippers. You never wanted to throw them away.
There they are. What else?
Oh, it is little horsey. And you have a printing game.
Here is a treasure. You will want that. Yes, put it on. Make yourself up.
And here is dear old Flopsy. You will want her, right?
Oh, yes. Charlie Bear. There is Charlie Bear for you.
- I was looking for something. - Do not talk nonsense.
It is all here. Everything you care about is right here.
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered -
- I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City -
- to take back the child that you have stolen.
What is the matter, dear? Do you not like your toys?
It is all junk.
What about this? This is not junk.
Yes, it is!
I have to save Toby!
My lady!
Are you all right?
Fair maiden! Thank goodness thou art safe.
- Where are we? - Sarah back.
We are almost there. Those are the gates to the Goblin City.
Ludo. Sir Didymus.
Let us go quickly. We do not have much time.
Oh, no.
- Open up! Open the door! - Sir Didymus, we must go quietly.
- Open up right now! - You will wake the guard.
Let them all wake up.
I shall fight you all to the death!
Please, Sir Didymus. For my sake, hush.
Of course. For thee anything. But I am not a coward?
And my sense of smell is keen?
And I shall fight anyone, anywhere, any place, any time!
Now hush. Go quietly.
Ambrosius, be quiet now.
I do not see why we have to be so quiet. It is only a Goblin City.
I smell trouble.
Come on, Ludo. Oh, no!
What is that?
Who goes?
Watch out!
Ambrosius, come here!
Come here right now. Come into the open. You are embarrasing me.
Look out!
Get out of there!
Bombs away!
That was not very nice.
It is my turn now. How do you drive this thing?
- Drop the axe! - I am trying.
Come here at once.
Where is reverse?
Get out of there, Hoggle!
Abandon ship!
Hoggle, are you all right?
I am not asking to be forgiven. I am not ashamed of what I did.
Jareth made me give you that peach. Think of me what you will.
I told you I Was a coward. And I do not want to be friends.
I forgive you.
You do?
And I commend you. Rarely have I seen such courage.
- You are a valiant man, sir. - I am?
- Hoggle and Ludo friends. - We are?
Here are your things, Hoggle. Thanks for your help.
What are we waiting for? Let us get that rat Jareth.
Ambrosius, it is safe now. Nothing to be afraid of.
Your Highness!
The girl who ate the peach and forgot everything...
What of her?
She is here with a monster and Sir Didymus and the dwarf.
They got through the gates and are on their way!
Stop her! Call out the guard! Take the baby and hide it.
She must be stopped! Do something!
Come on, move! Move!
- I think we will make it. - Piece of cake.
Company halt!
Lancers ready!
Ambrosius, turn about!
Charge!
Not that way!
You are going the wrong way! The battle is behind us!
Can we please talk about this?
If you do not turn around this second I will never feed you again!
That is better.
Do not worry, Ambrosius. We have them surrounded.
Where is Didymus?
Fire!
I hit something, yes?
We must find Didymus.
This way.
Charge!!
Tally ho!
Ambrosius, you coward!
- Quick, in here! - How will Ludo get in?
You are surrounded!
Surrounded?
Ludo, hold the roof!
Ambrosius, unlock this door.
Had enough, have you?
Then throw down your weapons and you will be well treated.
Next time, surrender.
Steady, men!
Steady, men. Hold your ground.
Okay, I take it back. Run for your lives!
I have had enough. I am going to bed.
Get out of my house!
Missed!
Fire!
Hey, I just fired you.
Now we have you!
Well, now you do not.
Hey, no problem.
- Sir Didymus? - Coming!
Hi ho, Silver!
No...
That is the only way he could have gone.
- Then come on. - No, I must face him alone.
- But why? - That is the way it is done.
If that is the way it is done that is the way you must do it.
But should you need us...
- Should you need us... - I will call.
Thank you. All of you.
- Give me the child. - Sarah, beware.
I have been generous up until now but I can be cruel.
Generous? What have you done that was generous?
Everything! Everything that you wanted, I have done.
You asked that the child be taken. I took him.
You cowered before me. I was frightening.
I have altered time.
I have turned the world upside down and I have done it all for you.
I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Is that not generous?
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered -
- I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City.
For my will is as strong as yours.
Stop! Wait.
Look, Sarah. Look what I am offering you. Your dreams.
And my kingdom as great...
I ask for so little. Just let me rule you -
- and you can have everything that you want.
Kingdom as great...
Damn! I can never remember that line.
Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I Will be your slave.
My kingdom as great...
You have no power over me.
Here you are.
I would like Lancelot to belong to you now.
We are home.
- Sarah, are you home? - Yes, I am home.
Goodbye, Sarah.
And remember, fair maiden, should you need us...
Should you need us for any reason at all...
- I need you, Hoggle. - You do?
I do not know why, but every now and again inmy life -
- for no reason at all I need you. All of you.
You do? Well, why did you not say so?
I say, does anybody want to play Scrabble?